career day

my wonderful husband came in for career day yesterday....

"Mrs. Bryant, I was not expecting your husband to be that handsome."

(Someone has low standards for their teacher. haha)

just gooble it

Student 1: "Selena Gomez is Justin Bieber's girlfriend"

Student 2: "NOOOO, they broke up a long time ago. It's all over the internet. Just gooble it"

That's right friends, just "gooble" it.

happy birthday teacher

today was my birthday. i don't know if there is anything sweeter than 20 5-year olds singing you happy birthday. they are just too dang adorable (and funny too!)

"Mrs. Bryant, the other teacher are a lot taller than you. That's probably because you're only turning 11 today"

Me (going over schedule): "...and today during science, I brought you a little birthday treat."

Student: "Awesome. Are your parents coming?"

Student (handing me a box of mini cheesecakes her mom made): "Mrs. Bryant, do NOT let your husband eat the strawberry cheesecake. That is for birthday girls only!"

justin beiber look-alike

today was spring picture day. this means the kids can enjoy a day out of their uniforms. as always, they had plenty to say......

boy student: "Mrs. Bryant, these skinny jeans my mom made me wear make me feel like justin beiber. (lifts up back of shirt) wait a minute.....does that mean my underwear are showing?!?!?!"

girl student (misheard "Spring Pictures"): "Why are we taking ring pictures? I'm not wearing a ring. I need to call my mom...NOW!"

girl student: "Mrs. Bryant, don't tell her mom, but I think N's outfit makes her look like a leprachaun."

ear drum confusion

A student misunderstood the concept of her ear drums......

Student: "Mrs. Bryant, my mom made me stay home yesterday because she said something was wrong with my ear dumbs"

Me: "Oh."

Student: "But, Mrs. Bryant, don't you think that is a little mean that my mom thinks my ears are dumb. I think my ears are pretty smart...especially when they listen to you."

happy birthday dr. suess

My kiddos had a wonderful day celebrating Dr. Suess birthday.

"Ummmm....Mrs. Bryant, my hat doesn't really look like a hat. It just looks like I smushed some frosting and gummies together....which is what I really did."

Student: "What kind of medicine do you think Dr. Suess gave people?"

Me: "Books."

Student: "Mrs. Bryant!!! You cannot chew on books. That's just unacceptable."