eat day...i mean...earth day

I showed the kiddos a brief clip from an educational website about Earth Day and how important it is to take care of the Earth....

Me: "In the video, the young girl us telling how important it is to...."
Student (shouting out): EAT!

I was hoping someone would shout out "how important it was to take care of the Earth, but clearly someone had food on their mind.

Spring Break

A student took Spring "Break" a little too literally

Me: "How was your Spring Break?"

Student: "Well, it was ok, but I didn't break anything."

forget the teacher

"Mrs. Bryant, I don't actually have to listen to what you say. Anytime I want to learn, all I have to do is daydream about it and my brain teaches me it."

memories

We were discussing times we had been lost before....A students confused aisle with the word island"

"One time I got lost in island 3. Oh boy. Island 3. I'll never forget that island."

the mac apple

Student (while looking at a Mac computer): "So, Mrs. Bryant, who do you think took the bite out of that apple?"

Me: "Steve Jobs?"

Student: "Oh, ok!"